The Pile Of Shame: Gravity – Floating Through Space

Welcome to the Pile of Shame. Throughout my years of ceaseless debauchery and frankly worrying video game addiction, I missed out on movies that many consider classics. If you’ve ever asked someone if they watched a certain movie and gasped when they said they never did, you know what type…

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Movie Blog: Why The Entire Plot of The Witch is Stupid

The Witch: A New-England Folktale (stylized as The VVitch) is a 2015 period supernatural horror film written and directed by Robert Eggers in his directorial debut. The film stars Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Ineson, Kate Dickie, Harvey Scrimshaw, Ellie Grainger and Lucas Dawson. The Witch follows Puritan family encountering forces of…

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Gaming News: PES 2019 Announced

Konami Digital Entertainment B.V. has today announced its most exciting football game ever, PES 2019. PES 2019 will fulfill KONAMI’s ongoing commitment to increase the number of licenses confirming; more fully licensed leagues and stadiums, more club licensed partnerships, and a host of new Legends that will be announced in…

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Movie News: Jordan Peele’s Next Movie Is Called ‘Us’

Get Out was a phenomenal piece of work by first-time director Jordan Peele. It won Oscars and has become a cultural sensation thanks to its angle of social commentary and being a fantastically designed thriller that can compete with most of the greats from the genre. People have been wondering…

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Pseudo News: Tyler Perry Confirms Madea In Space

In a turn of events, we all saw coming a mile away, Tyler Perry has today confirmed to us that he will in fact never stop making Madea films. Tyler Perry, one of the most well known and successful transvestites in Hollywood today, told our reporters that he had plans…

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Movie News: Ster Kinekor Gets A Beat Down

You know how at some Ster Kinekor Snack Counters you have these screens showing all manner of trailers for your amusement while waiting to purchase your R230.00 popcorn and drink? Well, if you thought these trailers were too violent for kids, it seems you were right. Ster Kinekor made the…

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Movie News: There Will Be A Tenacious D Sequel Coming Soon

Tenacious D In The Pick of Destiny wasn’t the greatest movie in the world, it was just a tribute. Obvious jokes aside, the movie was a cult hit due to its excellent blend of stoner comedy and rock orientated storytelling. The movie didn’t make a lot during its initial box…

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Gaming News: ESO Summerset – Psijic Details Revealed

In ESO: Summerset, players will travel to the isle of Artaeum to find and join the enigmatic Psijic Order for the first time in the Elder Scrolls series. This secret society of mages has returned after a 350-year-long absence, bringing with them a unique quest line and story that will…

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Movie News: Infinity War Smashes Local Box Office

Audiences across Africa assembled in cinemas this past weekend (April 27-29) to witness the unprecedented cinematic journey ten years in the making, delivering Marvel Studios’ Avengers: Infinity War not only to the top of the box office but also into the record books. The nineteenth film in the Marvel Cinematic…

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