Pseudo News: Kim Kardashian Is The New Princess Leia

Kim Kardashian confirmed today that she is set and very ready to take on the role of Princess Leia in the yet untitled 9th installment of the popular Star Wars Franchise. Carrie Fisher, who unfortunately passed away had filmed enough footage to complete Star Wars: The Last Jedi, but sadly this will be the last time we see her on screen in the role of Princess Leia.

We managed to accidentally Facetime with Kim earlier today after trying to reach Robert De Niro who clearly gave us the wrong number. Kim had this to say;

I’ve always thought that I share many similarities to Princess Leia. Now I finally have the chance to be her on screen again. I even had those earphone things she wears on her head. You know? Those ear muff things? I ran around the garden wearing them and Kanye said I look exactly like Princess Leia when she was in that place with the teddy bears. God chose me for this role and I believe the entire Star Wars Universe and it’s fans will not only come to accept me as the new Leia but love me unconditionally. Also, I mean, how hard can this role be anyway? With all my acting experience from Keeping Up With The Kardashians, this role will be a breeze.

Filming is set to commence soon and Lucasfilm has agreed to have a sit down with Kim to review the various changes she wants to make to the Leia character. Some of these changes include hair color, eye color, wardrobe and the central character’s last name which Kim believes should be changed to Skyflyer in all versions of the canonical universe because it’s simply not possible to walk in the sky.



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