Pseudo News: Infinity War Trailer Ranks #1 at Box Office

Marvel released the latest Avengers: Infinity War trailer yesterday and the internet collectively lost its shit. Every website, Youtube channel and fan across the world immediately started breaking down the trailer, counting how many heroes were shown, who was missing, what was going on and began confirming long-held theories and cooking up new ones altogether.

Results are now in and it seems that the trailer for the new film made more money than every movie ever released. The Avengers: Infinity War trailer currently ranks 1st at the Box Office despite not even being a full film. The trailer is expected to entertain fans until Star Wars: The Last Jedi releases in December.

A riot currently going on outside Marvel HQ is seeing people throwing various objects wrapped in money at the building and the gathering is expected to escalate to the point of Robert Downey Jr having to fly in and take off his sunglasses in view of the crowd.

An unidentified Marvel spokesperson leaned out the window this morning and had this to say before he was grabbed by the excited mob and never seen again;

“You just wait till Disney buys DC too. Justice League Vs Avengers, that’s all I’m saying. “



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