Pseudo News: Mel Gibson The Movie Confirmed

It’s everyone’s favorite actors birthday and Mel Gibson is also turning 62. Gibson, best known for his role as Rocky The Rooster, confirmed that there is a movie about his life in the works and that it will not only be rated PG-13 but that it will be a family adventure film for the ages. Some say that it might even dethrone the 2012 smash hit, Home Alone 5.

The film will focus on Gibson, his quest to boldly go where no man has gone before and his intense love for the Jewish Community.

Gibson intends to portray his 8-year-old self in the film, thus far only known as GIBSON: The Melancholy. Experts in computer-related shit will digitally de-age the now 62-year-old Gibson and remove his beard, similar to what was done to great success on Henry Cavill only recently for The Justice League.

We couldn’t reach Mr.Gibson for comment on this news but we’re sure it’s 100% accurate. Here follows a quote we found on Google, which he apparently said sometime in 1990.

When I started out acting, I had a suspicion this [stardom] could happen, but that was all. I didn’t care. I mean, I really didn’t care. I had no commitments, no kids, no one to be responsible to. But then, in a funny kind of way, the less you care, the easier you seem to get there.

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