Pseudo News: Smith Heading Up HR at EA Games

EA has recently shifted focus to restructure after officially becoming one of the top five most hated companies in the world. The game developer, most famously known for not understanding the concept of server hosting, has placed, who they believe, to be the best person for the job in charge of Human Resources. A move which comes hot off the heels of negative press the company has received over executing employees by way of ritual sacrifice to the heathen God, Cthulhu.

The new head of HR at EA, simply identified as ‘Smith‘ has officially started at the company this week and has so far kicked things off with a motivational speech, highlighting the ways in which the company could overall better itself through its employees.

Smith, who exists in a perpetual state of 1000’s of separate individuals, is able to deploy himself wherever HR may be needed. EA hopes that this availability to the work force might help drive the company in a new, positive direction.

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