Coming Soon: Black Panther (New Trailer)

Marvel Studios’ “Black Panther” follows T’Challa who, after the death of his father, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king. But when a powerful old enemy reappears, T’Challa’s mettle as king—and Black…

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Pseudo News: Ghostbusting – A Spectrum?

A recent study conducted by a university somewhere has concluded with shocking findings. We were at the university to pick up some of those nifty Bunsen Burners and while looking for snacks we found the study result paper just casually laying around. We learned that Ghostbusters do in fact come…

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Coming Soon: Jigsaw Returns This Halloween

One of the highest grossing Horror franchises of all time is back and opening in cinemas on 27 October 2017, Jigsaw once again presents an intriguing plot that promises to transport you through time to when Jigsaw the man once lived. In the first few minutes of the movie the…

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Movie Blog: Sexual Harassment & Hollywood – A Mentality

With the recent news that prominent producer, Harvey Weinstein has been accused of sexual harassment, dozens of actresses have come forward, accusing Harvey Weinstein of lewd conduct and generally sleazy behavior. Apparently, Mr. Weinstein demands sexual favors in return for acting jobs, makes inappropriate comments and touches people’s private parts…

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Movie News: Disney Movies Anywhere Service Expands

Disney’s Movies Anywhere app is looking to expand its range of services to include 20th Century Fox, Warner Bros. & Universal Pictures. Lionsgate & Paramount also seem to be interested and it’s rumored that an official announcement will follow sooner rather than later. This comes after the shock move from Disney…

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Movie News: More Dark Tower Films?

Stephen King was recently asked (during a Q&A) about prospects for another Dark Tower story and he had a very interesting yet simple reply. When asked, he simply stated that ‘yes, I think that might happen‘. Well, okay, not an entirely surprising response but it is a rather cryptic one,…

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Pseudo News: Blade Runner 2049 – Not The Oscar Pistorius Movie

Many people flocked to the cinema with resulting disappointment to see Blade Runner 2049 this past weekend. Pistorians everywhere had heard of the film’s release and originally thought the number ‘2049’ was the number of years Oscar Pistorius (The Blade Runner) was to serve in prison for the murder of…

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Movie Spotlight: Ghost in the Shell

Image from the movie "Ghost in the Shell"

Synopsis: In the near future, Major is the first of her kind: a human who is cyber-enhanced to be a perfect soldier devoted to stopping the world’s most dangerous criminals. When terrorism reaches a new level that includes the ability to hack into people’s minds and control them, Major is…

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Movie Spotlight: Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Synopsis: Nobleman crusader Robin of Locksley (Kevin Costner) breaks out of a Jerusalem prison with the help of Moorish fellow prisoner Azeem (Morgan Freeman) and travels back home to England. But upon arrival, he discovers his dead father in the ruins of his family estate, killed by the vicious sheriff of…

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Pseudo News: End Of The World – Moved To Next Year

After hordes of people prepared for the end of the world this past weekend and nothing happening again, Will Smith announced that the end of the world did not happen because he would not allow it. It has been postponed until after mid-2018 when he will appear once again in…

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Pseudo News: Xenomorph Scientists – Now Working At Jurassic Park

The three idiot scientists responsible for the deaths of pretty much everyone and bringing a woman back to life while letting the Xenomorphs escape in the film Alien: Resurrection have been recruited by Dr. Henry Wu for his Jurassic Project. As we all know, at Jurassic Park and Jurassic World, safety is and always has been a…

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Pseudo News: Leonardo DiCaprio’s Beard Achieves Sentience

Earlier today, in what proved to be both a horrible and entertaining situation, Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard became self-aware, achieved sentient consciousness and proceeded to escalate matters until everyone paid attention to it. The Beard, still attached to Leo’s face, took the Oscar Winner hostage and demanded that production is ceased…

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Pseudo News: Trump Sends Cast Of War Machine To Locate Nambia

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President Trump recently praised the country of Nambia for its excellent Healthcare System and went on to congratulate its efficiency as an African Country while facing an outbreak of Ebola. With the small exception that no such country exists and that President Trump mispronounced an actual country by the name of…

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Coming Soon: Tomb Raider

Tomb Raider is an upcoming 2018 American action-adventure film directed by Roar Uthaug and written by Geneva Robertson-Dworet. It is based on the 2013 video game of the same name by Crystal Dynamics. The film stars Alicia Vikander, Walton Goggins, Daniel Wu, and Dominic West. There have been two film…

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Movie News: IT Floats To No.1 At South African Box Office

New Line Cinema’s Acclaimed Chiller Scares up a Record-Breaking R5,118,107 on its Opening Weekend. New Line Cinema’s “IT,” the critically lauded big-screen adaptation of Stephen King’s perennial best-seller, floated to the top of the South Africa’s box office on its opening weekend, earning R5,118,107 across 67 cinemas, including R1,349,718 in…

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