Pseudo News: Ghostbusting – A Spectrum?

A recent study conducted by a university somewhere has concluded with shocking findings. We were at the university to pick up some of those nifty Bunsen Burners and while looking for snacks we found the study result paper just casually laying around. We learned that Ghostbusters do in fact come…

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Pseudo News: Blade Runner 2049 – Not The Oscar Pistorius Movie

Many people flocked to the cinema with resulting disappointment to see Blade Runner 2049 this past weekend. Pistorians everywhere had heard of the film’s release and originally thought the number ‘2049’ was the number of years Oscar Pistorius (The Blade Runner) was to serve in prison for the murder of…

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Pseudo News: End Of The World – Moved To Next Year

After hordes of people prepared for the end of the world this past weekend and nothing happening again, Will Smith announced that the end of the world did not happen because he would not allow it. It has been postponed until after mid-2018 when he will appear once again in…

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Pseudo News: Xenomorph Scientists – Now Working At Jurassic Park

The three idiot scientists responsible for the deaths of pretty much everyone and bringing a woman back to life while letting the Xenomorphs escape in the film Alien: Resurrection have been recruited by Dr. Henry Wu for his Jurassic Project. As we all know, at Jurassic Park and Jurassic World, safety is and always has been a…

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Pseudo News: Leonardo DiCaprio’s Beard Achieves Sentience

Earlier today, in what proved to be both a horrible and entertaining situation, Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard became self-aware, achieved sentient consciousness and proceeded to escalate matters until everyone paid attention to it. The Beard, still attached to Leo’s face, took the Oscar Winner hostage and demanded that production is ceased…

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Pseudo News: Trump Sends Cast Of War Machine To Locate Nambia

Image from the movie "War Machine"

President Trump recently praised the country of Nambia for its excellent Healthcare System and went on to congratulate its efficiency as an African Country while facing an outbreak of Ebola. With the small exception that no such country exists and that President Trump mispronounced an actual country by the name of…

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Pseudo News: Terminator’s Skynet – Blocked By Google

After we tried to access some good old Rule 34 relating to Terminator this morning, we came to the shocking revelation that Cyberdyne System’s Skynet seems to be blocked by Google as a site that might potentially harm your computer. Being badly in need of the Rule 34 images and…

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Pseudo News: Satan Spotted In New Hellboy Image

It’s been up in the air for years and it now seems we’re actually getting that new Hellboy movie. At what price though? The price of our souls? With the new image of Hellboy being released, we were all too excited to notice that it was, in fact, a picture…

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Pseudo News: Kim Kardashian Is The New Princess Leia

Kim Kardashian confirmed today that she is set and very ready to take on the role of Princess Leia in the yet untitled 9th installment of the popular Star Wars Franchise. Carrie Fisher, who unfortunately passed away had filmed enough footage to complete Star Wars: The Last Jedi, but sadly…

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