Pseudo News: Smith Heading Up HR at EA Games

EA has recently shifted focus to restructure after officially becoming one of the top five most hated companies in the world. The game developer, most famously known for not understanding the concept of server hosting, has placed, who they believe, to be the best person for the job in charge…

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Pseudo News: PUBG To Blame For Everything

It seems the blame for all evil in the world has finally been taken off Rock Music, Marilyn Manson and Pee Wee Herman and placed solely upon the shoulders of Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds. The insanely popular game sees you take on the role of a competitor in a sandboxed battle…

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Pseudo News: Kylo Ren Involved In Union Dispute

Fearless former Jedi and new Supreme Leader of The First Order, Kylo Ren has found himself in the tangled web of a union dispute among his staff and subordinates. The Worker’s Union is disputing the long hours all privately employed staff have to endure due to ‘bad choices’ constantly made…

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Pseudo News: Mel Gibson The Movie Confirmed

It’s everyone’s favorite actors birthday and Mel Gibson is also turning 62. Gibson, best known for his role as Rocky The Rooster, confirmed that there is a movie about his life in the works and that it will not only be rated PG-13 but that it will be a family…

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Pseudo News: Jason Voorhees Heading Up New Charity

Jason Voorhees has decided to bury the machete and make peace with the counselors of Crystal Lake, becoming one himself. The former mass murderer seems to have turned a new leaf and intends to be the driving force behind a new charity that will teach children how to swim. We…

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Pseudo News: Infinity War Trailer Ranks #1 at Box Office

Marvel released the latest Avengers: Infinity War trailer yesterday and the internet collectively lost its shit. Every website, Youtube channel and fan across the world immediately started breaking down the trailer, counting how many heroes were shown, who was missing, what was going on and began confirming long-held theories and…

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Pseudo News: Ghostbusting – A Spectrum?

A recent study conducted by a university somewhere has concluded with shocking findings. We were at the university to pick up some of those nifty Bunsen Burners and while looking for snacks we found the study result paper just casually laying around. We learned that Ghostbusters do in fact come…

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