Pseudo News: Jason Voorhees Heading Up New Charity

Jason Voorhees has decided to bury the machete and make peace with the counselors of Crystal Lake, becoming one himself. The former mass murderer seems to have turned a new leaf and intends to be the driving force behind a new charity that will teach children how to swim. We…

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Movie News: Masters of the Universe Reboot Finds Director

The reboot absolutely nobody asked for, The Masters of The Universe is now receiving some real treatment. It would seem the planned film now at long last has found a director and it’s not someone obvious either. The film currently eyes a 2019 release date and has had more writers…

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Movie News: Disney Casts Liu Yifei As Mulan

Disney took a step in the right direction against the whitewashing pandemic by casting Liu Yifei in the role of Mulan in their upcoming live action adaption of the film and I have to say, we’re very happy. The planned live-action adaption of the 1998 animated film will re-tell the…

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Movie Spotlight: Cursed

Synopsis: After being late to pick up her younger brother, Ellie (Christina Ricci) gets into an argument with him and narrowly escapes death as she hits another car. The orphaned youngsters try to rescue the other driver of a wrecked car, but something deadly stops them in their tracks and…

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Competitions: Star Wars: The Last Jedi Giveaway! (Closed)

Winners have been drawn!! Without further ado… Congratulations to Jenny Nieuwenhuys and Gerard Henning! I’ll be in touch real soon via email to get your details! The release of The Last Jedi is right around the corner and I don’t fricken know what to do with myself until release day.…

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Pseudo News: Infinity War Trailer Ranks #1 at Box Office

Marvel released the latest Avengers: Infinity War trailer yesterday and the internet collectively lost its shit. Every website, Youtube channel and fan across the world immediately started breaking down the trailer, counting how many heroes were shown, who was missing, what was going on and began confirming long-held theories and…

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Movie News: Luke Was Almost Made Blind In The Last Jedi

It’s Star Wars fever and the hype train for The Last Jedi is on full throttle. We’re all dying to see where the next instalment is taking us and the end of The Force Awakens teased us with Luke Skywalker standing on a hill and looking menacing. He’s expected to…

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Movie News: Marvel Has The Rights To Over 7000 Characters

Nobody can really question the meteoric rise of superhero films in the last decade. What was once an obscure hobbyist niche that was comprised of comic book nerds is now at the vanguard of everything happening in cinema. Searching for movie news has been made significantly more difficult because every…

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Competitions: Win Some Incredible Disney Movie Bundles! (Closed)

It’s the season for giving and we’re feeling particularly generous. Disney possibly has the best repertoire of movies you can possibly find and they have generously provided us with some of their biggest hits in order to give to you, our wonderful readers. Without furder ado, let’s jump into the…

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